Watch This Movie: Sunshine

the name "Sunshine" is definitely deceptive. this movie is not sweet or cute or going to give you warm fuzzies.

no. this is an intense psychological sci-fi action adventure thriller. i promise, it will have you on the edge of your seat. and don't be all like, "oh, because she said sci-fi, no thanks." this movie may take place on a spaceship, but its the coolest set i've ever seen and its smart without making you feel stupid.

i know--you're like, "whoah there unusual suspect. that sounds like a tall glass of water." well, drink up my friend. this movie is effing HOT.

i loved it so much that i am going to call this the best sleeper picture of 2007. and cillian murphy...well, he's just as gorgeous as ever. and he's not the only HOTTIE. rent it today and you'll see what i mean.

These Are My Confessions....

This is weird of me to admit, but I always wanted a dollhouse to interior decorate and buy stuff for. Dollhouses were different than Barbie houses because you really got to design them and pick out furniture and wallpaper and everything.

And it's way cheaper than the life-size version.

I am a too old now. Too old.

At Least He Practices What He Preaches...

There's some website claiming that 17 yr. old Soulja Boy, the guy that made that song Crank That & whom Unusual provided us with the definition of the phrase "superman that 'ho" has reportedly gotten some 19 yr. old woman pregnant. She sounds like a winner, though.

Here's what she's said about her baby daddy: "I'm not just some groupie looking for a payday; me and [Soulja Boy] have history. But ever since I told him that I [might be] pregnant, he stopped returning my calls and texts. . . . If I don't hear from him soon, I'm going to have to get a lawyer."

Gross.

Total BS.

I don't care if Jessica Simpson's chin bumps disappeared. I don't care if P. Diddy's face got as smoothe as a baby's ass. I think Proactive Solution is a jerk! Their skin care regiment comes in three parts, and you know, two of these things are not like the other. One of these things is not the same. The Facial Cleanser and the Toner are in a bigger bottle than the Clarifying Lotion. It's such BS! So you know you are going to run out of the lotion, so you put in an order, and to make your shipping worth it... well, you think, I might as well try out the Mud Mask. And why don't I throw in some extra Green Tea Moisturizer?

Don't you think a three-part system should have equal parts. I do.

You're going to need the Urban Dictionary for this one.

One of the guys that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with while she was in Capri has blabbed to some tabloid about the details of their liaison. The headline reads "Star Lohan Stripped.. & let me go Roman all over her". I haven't gotten up the nerve to look up the definition, but from what I can gather, if you decide to look up the definition on urban dictionary, you're probably going to retch your last meal.

Ditto reaction if you decide to read about the steamy details of their night together: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0601_linday_lohan_sex.shtml

Do you remember this drink?

The other day I caught an old episode of Seinfeld. I noticed that Jerry & Elaine were definitely drinking from a bottle of Clearly Canadian instead of the usual Snapple. When I saw the bottle, it conjured up images of 3rd & 4th grade when you were definitely the cool kid if you had a bottle of this in your lunch bag. Plus, it costs like, $1.50/bottle.

Does anyone know if they still make this stuff?

The Zoe That Stole Christmas

honestly? is rachel zoe not a dead ringer for The Grinch? and boy, she has some major bitch-face.

and now she will have her own tv show where she will be handing out her fashion advice to us commoners.

like we need tips on how to starve ourselves and snort coke.

Quote of the Day

Dear Sir,
Your profession has, as usual, destroyed your brain.
-George Bernard Shaw

Soup. It's What's For Dinner.

does anything beat a grilled cheese and tomatoe soup? ...well, yes, i'm sure there are plenty of things, but boy, this is def a combo deserving of a post. not since salad has soup had such a worthy buddy. its the nutrioniary equiv of paris and nicole. one without the other just doesnt work.

making the grilled cheese is deceptively hard to master however. i have been told spreading a little mayo on the outside of the bread is the trick. it allows the bread to golden without burning, which is sometimes what happens when you use butter. however you make it, serving it with a bowl of delicious red goop is definitley the appropriate course of action.

i hope this post made you hungry for it. think of me as you slurp and scoop. you're probably saying to yourself, "since when don't i???"

Welcome to the World, Baby Boy!

This is Samuel Charles, who was born on December (oops, not the 20) 19, 2007. It's Bendy's little brother! My two ultimate nephews.

Sam is now 2 pounds, 5 ounces and getting bigger all the time. Send him your good vibes so he grows and grows!

This Doesn't Scare You, Does It?

This weekend, I had a couple of friends over for dinner. While I was giving them the house tour, my friend happened to notice my humidifier. When I was shopping for humidifiers last winter, I choose this model 'cause even though it's meant for a child's room, it was the most positively reviewed humidifier on amazon.com & target.com. I decided on the panda one 'cause who doesn't find pandas adorable & cute?

However, my friend was freaked out 'cause all she saw was some glowing, smiling panda that has smoke blowing out of its ears sitting on my windowsill. I admit, sometimes the glowing light at night bothers me to the point that I have to throw a towel over it so it doesn't disrupt my sleep, but besides that I think it looks just fine.

Plus, sometimes it talks to me at night and what's scary about that :) ?

My Outfit is Now Complete

On Saturday I just happened to find myself in Boscov's & came across some slippers that were 50% off. Due to the winter weather, I've been searching for a solution to my around the house shoe problem. See, I like wearing my flip flops, but they don't keep my feet warm like my slippers. However, my slippers don't have the grip & maneuverability of my flip flops. What's a girl to do? Well, Boscov's happened to have a pair of Liz Claiborne slipper/clogs that were only $3.49. I know, a total bargain right? So, now I can schlep around in my old t-shirt, fleece jacket, lounge pants & clog slippers in total comfort. And, I'm just a hairnet & some rollers away from being able to fetch the newspaper at the end of my driveway in the morning or for a quick trip to the grocery store.

Just kidding.

It's Going to be One of Those Days

Do you ever get that feeling that you went to bed at night like your normally do, but woke up to a bizarrely different morning like no other? That's what happened to me last night. I went to bed after watching some DVDs, and woke up this morning to craziness.

As Unusual noted, Huckabee & Obama are in the lead. I wasn't expecting that at all. I don't give a damn about the Republican nominees, even though I can't stand Huckabee 'cause of his past & I can't in good conscience have a President that whose name brings to mind Huckleberry Finn. Obama? I'm not against him, but I was so looking forward to having Bill Clinton as the First Gentlemen or whatever title he would get in a ground-breaking, historical moment in U.S. history. You know that this morning, Hillary's probably chewing his ass out & eating some mofo staff members for breakfast left & right like they're a bowl of Cheerios. I never would have thought Hillary would come in 3rd. I'm calling for an Obama/Edwards ticket 'cause even though Edwards is so damn pretty, he still needs to get some experience before he can become President.

On the other wtf news, I'm convinced that Britney took some "unknown substance" & called the ambulance just for attention. I hope that her favorite pap, Adnan, shows up at the hospital to visit her. He owes her that much.

I used this pic & Hillary & Bill 'cause I feel that this picture is symbolic of what things must have been like in simpler times. *Sob, sob*.

Decision 2008

oh, IOWA. wtf? why are you so damn powerful? seriously? no one can seem to tell me.

anyway...according to NBC news, the front runners as of 9:13 p.m. tonight: Huckabee and Obama.

and the asian guy from HEROES.

CelebRATTY Apprentice

celebrity apprentice airs this eve and i can safely predict the following:

1. more celebs bitching and complaining about each other than you can shake an emmy at.
2. trump kissing celeb ass and then slamming it more times than he will say "yah fired."
3. tiffany falon, the playboy playmate that is competing, will have sex with steven baldwin within the first five minutes.
5. omarosa will get punched in the face by the guy who used to play "Pussy" on the Sopranos.
6. at least one celeb will have to leave so they can re-enter rehab.

oh man. take a close look at these freaks. is that gene simmons? and lennox lois? jeez louise. i am surprised rachel ray didnt get in the mix. or that bombshell, tara reid. she is so smart too. she woulda won. go tara!

The "Ewww... " Photo of the Week

If you think that the photo is ridiculous, then you're going to be in hysterics reading about the circumstances of this chance meeting of the lips. Lindsay Lohan was in Capri last week being honored for her contribution to cinema ( I kid you not). While she was in Italy, she decided to put into practice that whole "When in Rome..." saying. She was caught hooking up with a waiter, some 40ish actor & this douchebag who is known for being a z-list actor & playboy. She decided to take this lucky fella back to her hotel room & the next morning there were photos of the both of them hanging out on her balcony. She had bed-head & was wearing a dingy t-shirt. He was shirtless. Blech.

I guess I'm just jealous. There are so many obvious qualities about this guy, what girl wouldn't resist? Greasy hair, cigarette breath, hairy, untoned gut hanging seductively over the waistband of his jeans ... the list goes on & on. Yum.

Ok. Now I have to stop because I really think that I'm starting to feel my breakfast come back up. Gross.

Miley Cyrus needs to chill out

I've been kind of up in the air about my feelings about Miley Cyrus. On one hand, I can't figure out what her appeal is to the tween set since she looks so damn goofy. At least when Britney Spears first came on the scene, she was cute. Also, her dad is a has-been, & she apparently hasn't learned a thing or two from Brit (Miley's vowing to stay a virgin 'til marriage. I give her another year or 2 before the bellowing of this mantra cools down to a whisper). I'm trying to figure out if this is going to be another creepy papa Joe Simpson/Jessica Simpson relationship. But, this latest quote from her has finally convinced me that she's a wierdo.

Apparently, she had an innocent sleep over with a g-f & took some pics. When these photos were leaked, someone could make more out of it than was implied. Here's what Miley had to say about it:

"They're nothing bad!" she insisted to New York radio station Z100 on Friday. She fumed, "I'm really upset about it, 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal ... It's two girls at a sleepover, and if all of a sudden that's bad, then what is the world coming to?" "What I decided before I came out to L.A. and started working was: The minute I didn't have fun was the minute I go home," she explained. "I don't want to go home, and I don't want to not do what I do, because I love it, but this ... it's Satan attacking."

Yes, you read that correctly. Satan himself has it in for Miley Cyrus. Weirdo.

Happy New Year's!!!

I hope that everyone has a happy, healthy, and safe New Year!

I personally haven't made any resolutions yet, have you?

Oh, Hell Nah!

December 22, 2007 -- PLAYBOY wants bad-girl TV anchor Alycia Lane to bare it all. A source tell us editors at the magazine's Chicago offices are mulling a lucrative offer to Lane to strip for an upcoming issue. A Playboy rep wouldn't confirm or deny the possible offer. The luscious Philadelphia news gal made front-page headlines this week when she allegedly slugged a female cop in Chelsea and called her a "[bleep]ing dyke," prompting executives at KYW-TV to make her take an early vacation as they decide her future.

T.G.I.N.Y.

thank god its new year's.

2007-- its been real. but all good things must come to an end. i am ready for ya' 2008. in my mind, '08, you hold so much possibility and promise. i can hardly wait. bring it on.

...and in anticipation of all the joy you'll bring, i'm going to quote chief brody from one of my all time favorite movies, JAWS:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Classic Quotation for Your Contemplation

Holly Golightly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?

Paul Varjak: The mean reds, you mean like the blues?

Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?

Paul Varjak: Sure.

Holly Golightly: Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!

Mumm's The Word

check it-check it-OUT! this is a window at Macy's that our oldest and dearest fan, Popsie, created. isnt is just marvelous? it is in honor of the Philadelphia Mummers Parade which as you (better effing) know takes places every New Year's Day in Philly. you should go check it out fo' yo'self. its the window facing city hall. and you should come out to the best parade this town has to offer on Tuesday, Jan 1. see ya' on broad street biatch!

little known facts:
those umbrellas are magic
Popsie is in the Polish American Stringband (which is the best)
that is a real, authentic Mummer's costume

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Is anyone at work?

Ewww...

Looking at this picture of Tara Reid actually makes me feel pale. Someone should tell her to lay off of the self -tanner, stay out of the sun, & stop eating carrots. Also, how is it that she can afford so much plastic surgery?

Yuck.

What was her mommy thinking?

This was on the Today show on Black Friday. After I got over the bad lyrics and finished pondering if Bindi's mom had sold her daughter's soul to the devil, I was able to focus on the real conundrum - how did these grown ass men wind up as some 10 yr. old's back up dancer? Like, did you not quite make it into Madonna's crew but somehow passed the Sexual Predator test? Poor saps.

The Stupid Thing Sherri Shepherd Said This Week, 12/17

You only need to listen to about the first 2 minutes of this to hear how incredibly dumb she is. And, it was only Monday, folks.

#1 Way to Make Other People Feel Awkward at a Holiday Party

Don't drink. Last week, while attending two holiday parties I accidentally stumbled across this little factoid. On Thursday, I went to an office party with a free open bar, but I was the designated driver therefore I decided not to drink. All night people were asking me why I wasn't drinking & I just replied that I didn't feel like it. Well, you can understand how anyone would think that I was crazy given the free booze opportunity.

Then, on Friday night I went to another holiday party & I just didn't feel like drinking. Since a lot of the same people attended both parties & saw that I wasn't drinking, I think some of them got the idea that I wasn't a drinker. By then, people were just acting all weird around me 'cause let's face it - the holidays are a time to get your drink on. Not to be surrounded by some teetotaler who's probably frowning upon your drunken behavior.

So, if you want to make people feel weird at a holiday party with lots of free-flowing, free booze, don't drink.

No One's Coming to My Party.

This is what my mom said at 4:03 p.m. on Saturday when only one couple had shown up to her holiday party. (NOTE: Party start time was 4:00 p.m.) I had to keep assuring her that people don't come to parties early and that the place would be bumpin by 5:30. I was right, of course. They had a great turnout. We even ran out of beer at one point, but my dad made a quick run before anyone really noticed. The three days before the fiesta, I couldn't even talk to her without her stating that she didn't think anyone was going to come and that I would be the only guest. It was cute/annoying how worried she was (very unlike her to worry about her social life). We also had to do a post-party wrap-up the next day over the phone. I had to reiterate how great the party was and what an awesome time everyone had. I never want her to throw a party again.

The Alycia Lane Saga Continues...

Well, against the advice of Unusual & I, CBS3 has decided to take Alycia Lane off the air indefinitely. She's decided to "take a planned two-week vacation" a week early while she's fighting the charges of assaulting an officer. Try not to feel too bad, she makes $700,000/yr. Also, did you know that she's dating Chris Booker of Q102 & JLo's sister's ex? Apparently her bad taste in men continues, too.

Here's a highlight of what she supposedly said during the brouhaha:"I don't give a f- who you are I am a reporter you f-ing dyke."

Also, the Philly Inq compiled a list of some other Philly news anchors who have received some bad publicity in the past, but unfortunately, our John Ogden isn't on the list. Nor is that guy who got fired a few years ago for saying something derogatory against a female rape victim in a local high profile case. And, who knew Cecily Tynan was such a jerk?

Howard Eskin. The hard-charging WIP/NBC10 sports reporter has often been in hot water; it really boiled over after his friendship with a woman who was later murdered by her husband.

Cecily Tynan. The Action News weathercaster left a nasty voice mail on the answering machine of her fiance's ex-wife - who released the tape.

Tom Burlington. The Fox29 anchor was taken off the air indefinitely after reportedly using the N-word during a news meeting.

Mike Missanelli. WIP fired the host after he roughed up a producer.

Sharon Reed. NBC10 dismissed the reporter/anchor after she reportedly threatened a colleague by e-mail.

Monica Malpass. The 6ABC anchor made headlines during her long-running divorce case.

John Bolaris. The weathercaster, who starts next month on Fox29, was a one-man gossip bonfire while at NBC10: reports of nightclub dustups, a celebrated romance with singer Lauren Hart, and a child with former NBC10 anchor Tiffany McElroy.

Jessica Savitch. The Kennett Square native became a star at KYW-TV before being hired away by NBC. Rumors of drug use peaked after a slurred on-air appearance in 1983. Less than a month later Savitch drowned when the car she was riding in plunged into a canal in Bucks County.

If You've Got the Time...

and i bet you do if you're reading this shit, then sit back and enjoy the comical genious of Molly Shannon.

Philly's Own Paris Hilton?

Ok, we've already established that John Ogden's off-screen antics in the Philly/Manayunk area makes him the Pat O'Brien of our town. Now, Alycia Lane finds herself in trouble again - this time with the law. Allegedly, Alycia hit a female police officer in NYC over the weekend.

Remember, this is after the bikini photos that she sent to some married, bloated NFL reporter whose wife intercepted the e-mail & sent a snarky reply back to her.

You can check out the story of her latest snafu here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22937107-1702,00.html

Daniel Day-Lewis: Hot or Ugly/Hot?

As I've mentioned before, Flip Flop Girl, Unusual Suspect is Back! & I had a totally serious conversation one day & compiled a totally scientific, detailed list of actors & celebrities that we thought were "ugly hot" meaning that they're so talented, and/or passionate about their work that while not considered classically beautiful, you look past their looks & their talent changes your perception of them and you begin to think, "wow, he's gorgeous".

Some members of this esteemed list include Seal (Flip Flop Girl hates him), Benicio del Toro & Joaquin Phoenix, to name a few. Well, now Daniel Day-Lewis has a new movie coming out called "There Will be Blood" & when I saw him in a photo for the premiere I couldn't help wonder if he should be added to the list. I'm afraid that I may be too biased.

I loved his work on "In the Name of the Father" ,"The Crucible" & "Gangs of New York". So to me, he's so talented he comes across as hot, but his features aren't incredibly above average. He has a wiry, tall body, intense & piercing blue eyes, and greasy hair that says " I may live in a house with running water but I can't be bothered to wash my hair on a daily basis 'cause that would mean that I'm not dedicated to the craft of acting".

So, I'm really in a conundrum. Help me out, ladies. Hot or ugly hot?

The stupid comment that Sherri Shepherd made this week

I should have started keeping tabs on this back in Sept. when Sherri Shepherd joined the cast. Unfortunately, I'm just now catching on that you can count on her to say something ridiculous just like you can count on Elizabeth Hasselbitch to say something pro-Republican.

This is last week's "stupid Sherri Shephard" comment. I'll try to make it a regular/weekly feature since she's bound to f--- up daily.

The LIGHTS Are Much Brighter There..

you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go...to MY HOUSE!

yes, we have begun making our house christmas-fabulous. but a question for all my bitches out there...do you go white (lights) or do you go bright (colors)???

personally, i prefer a mixture of both.

everyone knows the grownup choice is white. but alas, nothing brings me back to that fuzzy feeling of childhood like the colored lights.

so, i use both! i know. sounds like its really pretty, right? (you're all like, "Hell No.")

one thing i do not waiver on---absolutely no running or blinking lights. they drive me mad. mad with christmas insanity.

Victoria's Truth

the truth of the matter is that Victoria's Secret is so not what it once was...a woman's lingerie and under garments boutique.

i just walked into their new store in Liberty Place, and it was like walking into an extravagant and inappropriate pj party/club for a bunch of spoiled tweens*.

their old demographic:
adult women, mid 20s-early 40s, household income of $30K-50K, professionals

their new demographic:
tweens, 11-16 years of age, weekly allowance of $50 per week, barely passing tests because they are too busy trying out new lip glosses to study...oh and they like, LOVE the hills.

(Research provided by Unusual Suspect, LLC)


*kids between adolescents and teens=tweens

Way to go, Cousin!

My cousin Martin brought us A Minute In The Life, the simultaneous photogrpahy project. Well, now he's unveiled his newest photography website with his past work. I am very proud and in awe of my 364-days -older-than-me cousin.

See the new site at www.MJLphoto.com. And if you need a DC-based photographer, he's your man.

Oprah has ruined reading for me

A couple of weeks ago, my sister-in-law gave me a book called "Eat, Pray, Love". It was supposed to be part of her mommy book club, or whatever. *Editor's note, see below.* She said that I was free to take it, because she just saw the author featured on Oprah, where they discussed the hell out of it & she felt like she already knew the story so there was no reason to read it.

Well, it just so happens that they replayed that episode again the other day & now I know the entire story & there's no point in reading it.

Thanks, Oprah.

P.S. - if anybody wants to borrow this book, let me know.

* Don't get me started on how useless this special book club is. Those broads have a whole month to read a book that takes me about a week to finish. Why so long? 'Cause they have kids. Wah. Cry me a river, already.*

Thanks for the suggestions

Even though I don't have any buns in the oven, I decided to follow-up on some of the suggested web viewings that a few of you guys posted. I have two new faves to add to my list of websites to peruse daily - Jezebel & dlisted.

Hilarious. Prior to these two websites, I didn't have a particularly strong opinion about Rachel Ray, but now I know that lots of people think that she's a tramp. My favorite comment on dlisted? " I bet when she has an orgasm she says 'yummo!'". Priceless.

Thanks for the tips.

Super-Just Okay.

After much anticipation, I watched Superbad last night. And I have to tell you, I gave it a B. I love Knocked Up, I love Jonah Hill....I may have built it up too much in my mind.

Parts were funny, but overall.....eh.

Just sayin'.....

Wedding Dance First As A Couple FUNNY Baby Got Back

This couple were on the Today show this morning. I don't think they get it - if Meredith Vieira & Matt Lauer think that you're funny, that means you're lame-o. Matt Lauer was like, "this is all over the interweb on youtube". Then Meredith chimed in, " oh, I'd like to see what the honeymoon dancing was like." Zing! On the plus side, congrats on having some rhythm & a gorgeous dress.

Their routine reminds me of that episode of Friends when Ross & Monica are finally able to perform their dance routine that they've been practicing since childhood on national television. Or worse, it looks like Cheri Oteri & Will Ferrell performing the ultimate cheer.

Baby, It's Cold Outside Part Two

YOWSA!!!

now, its wicked cold out there today! it took my eyelashes 10 minutes to defrost when i got to work.

(yes, that's a pic of vanilla ice)

She Bangs! She Bangs!

oh, kate. i love ya, ya button-nosed fashion vixon!

your first bob inspired my current hairstyle and now you've one-upped me yet again with these cute little bangie-bangs!

i think tom must be jealous of you.

a. because you have breasts, and he doesnt.
b. you can pull off bangs and he can't.

Help keep the boredom at bay.

As my sister mentions in her comment on this post, she is bored out of her mind as she waits for her new babies "to cook." Now, a lot of you are being completely a-some and lending her books to read. But if you don't mind helping out, let's list some fun blogs for her to look at to pass the time.

Here are my faves:

Cute Overload : your endorphins will thank you
Jezebel: great, snarky, just-feminist-enough
The Superficial: so bad, it's good
I Can Has Cheezeburger: internet phenomenon, weird and cute

This Movie is the Shiz

i. cannot. wait.

and it comes out on my bday, 1/18/08! its like a gift from god...zilla.

A note to all elevator riders

Please turn down or turn off your mp3 players in the elevator. During my 17-floor ride, I don't want to be forced to listen to your favorite walking-to-work songs. You are making everyone else uncomfortable. And, to those who turn up the volume just for the el, please be advised: No one cares. Kanye listeners, I know you are nodding your head because you understand the social oppression that poor minorities from the ghetto endure. Gen Xers, I know I shouldn't be fooled by the tailored suit you don - you are a Dr. Martens-wearing headbanger at heart (and peaked in the 90s). And parrotheads, I know that you would feel more at home on a beach sipping a an island drink. But, I don't need to hear it via your music selection at 8:30 in the morning.

The ONE THOUSANTH POST!

this is post #1,000!

hip-hip-hooray! so glad. so happy. so unpretty!

thanks to all of our non-readers out there, who live life each day oblivious to our rants and raves and utter love of the odd and seemingly unnoteable.

i love you beanorama, flip flop, miz cynical and notorious alg for helping me to keep it unpretty. you other lack-luster posters, suck it. we've carried your one-post-a-year ass for too long!

When You Have Pee...

just go! why is it so hard for me to get up and leave my desk though? i literally find myself dancing in my chair so that i can fight the flow!

its not like i am watching a really good movie, or someone is pouring their heart out to me...all i am doing is working or emailing or posting on so unpretty!

god. i need a comode under my desk.

Baby, It's Cold Outside

jeez. i think i lost a nipple somewhere between here and home.

Superman That Hoe

this video is short (only 40 second long so watch it!)the little boy really breaks it down. seriously. like i've never seen before.

p.s. so what does "superman that hoe" mean?
uh-get ready for it: it means to come on a girl's back and then flip her over. the bed sheets will then stick to her back, forming a cape. hence, superman that hoe.

'Cause Inquiring Minds Want to Know...

Last week I decided to e-mail my favorite gossip guru, Ted Casablanca at eonline.com a question. To my delight, he actually published it! You can check it out for yourself on the website or just see it below:

Dear Ted: Like you, I am deliciously awaiting the implosion of Brangelina. However, I'm a cynic, and I think they'll break up because Hollywood couples rarely last. Why do you think they're not going to last? Will Angelina return to her blood-vial tendencies? Is Brad too needy? I would really like to hear your sassy input on this.

Miz Cynical
Philadelphia

Dear Brange Buster-Upper: Simple, really. She’ll eventually get bored with Brad and move on to a new boy-toy or gal-pal, while Brad will get sick of being bossed around and outshined by do-gooding Angie.

J'adore le film -" Paris, Je 'taime"

This movie contains several short films involving an ensemble cast. Each short film is about a typical day for all of the characters in different neighborhoods in Paris. Some of the cast includes Steve Buscemi, Willem Dafoe, Maggie Gylennhaal and Natalie Portman. My favorite short film is the Coen brothers one that includes Steve Buscemi. It's typical Coen brothers quirkiness. The best aspect of the movie is the great shots of Paris. Whether you've been there before & want to reminisce about the scenery or the sights that you didn't see, or if you haven't been there & want to fall in love with a city that you haven't visited yet, this is a must-see.

*I've included one of my own favorite shots of Paris.

Movie Review - Rescue Dawn

This movie is edge of your seat, gut-wrenching intense. Christian Bale plays Dieter Dengler, a German American that's held hostage when his plan crashes during the Vietnam War. You'll love his can do spirit & it'll make you think about the pointlessness of the war. Steve Zahn & Jeremy Davies are also excellent. Jeremy Davies gets extra kudos for the massive amount of weight he lost for the role.

The Hess Truck - Lamest XMas Gift Ever

For years, I've been subjected to the same special Christmas edition Hess Truck commercial with that annoying jingle. "The Hess truck is here, the Hess truck's here!....." or some lame variation like that.

However, this year I couldn't help but wonder- who the hell gets a Hess Truck as a Christmas gift anyway? It sounds like a gift a kid would get from an absent-minded father. I picture some Homer Simpson-type of dad who forgot to go Christmas shopping. So he pulls into a Hess gas station at midnight on Christmas Eve picking up some control top pantyhose for his wife, cigars, beef jerky and oh, yeah, a Hess truck for his kid.

I guess if you're a collector of Hess trucks this is an exciting time of year for you and this gift isn't lame after all. It just means you're lame.

Isay...an imposter?

I admit it-- I'm a dork. (And so Web 2.0.) I listen to NPR's StoryCorps podcasts on iTunes.* If you don't know StoryCorps, it's basically an oral history project recorded in a van (pictured) or in a booth in NYC's Grand Central Station. The stories are really touching or sad or funny.

They were created by NPR's Dave Isay, who introduces each podcast segment with a pre-recorded little ditty. Coincidentally, Mr. Isay going to speak at the National Constitution Center about StoryCorps next week... but do I want to go? Not sure. I think Mr. Isay is an imposter because on every single podcast, you hear "Hi I'm So-and-So, filling in for Dave Isay this week." Where did Mr. Isay go? Why is everyone filling in for him? And is it filling in if he's never there?

Tough question I know.




*Unusual Suspect: is the fact that I listen to these podcasts as weird as Flip Flop reading history books or my Newsweek subscription?

Winter Denial.

When I awoke this morning, I had a craving for pancakes so I had to run to the convenience store to get eggs. The street and cars were covered in white. "Oh, how nice," I thought. "Petals everywhere!"

But the thought bothered me. Where are white petals coming from? Isn't my street full of puke-smelling ginko trees? Then As I got closer the the cars, I saw... snow. And ice. What a bummer!

I really am a sun and summer type of girl. Why don't I live in San Diego?