Why you shouldn't have to work on July 3.

[disclaimer to HR: this is all hypothetical.... hahah just kiddin' everyone knows we don't have HR!]

This is why today is useless. This is what I have done at work today:

1. arrived at 9:35
2. ate a kiwi, yogurt, tabbuleh
3. signed my name on 100 copies of paper
4. ate a salad, smartfood popcorn and chocolate milk
5. lamented the chocolate milk
6. watched a video of the dude from Vanity Fair get waterboarded (verdict: it is torture)
7. practiced my Renegirl dance moves and falsetto with mo cheeks
8. eaten a carrot cake cupcake (Happy Birthday Popsie!)
9. commented on blog posts about 80s cover bands and Xtina Aguilera
10. Facebook, Twitter, Hotmail, Facebook, Twitter, Hotmail, Facebook...