Thursday, July 03, 2008

Why you shouldn't have to work on July 3.


[disclaimer to HR: this is all hypothetical.... hahah just kiddin' everyone knows we don't have HR!]

This is why today is useless. This is what I have done at work today:
  1. arrived at 9:35
  2. ate a kiwi, yogurt, tabbuleh
  3. signed my name on 100 copies of paper
  4. ate a salad, smartfood popcorn and chocolate milk
  5. lamented the chocolate milk
  6. watched a video of the dude from Vanity Fair get waterboarded (verdict: it is torture)
  7. practiced my Renegirl dance moves and falsetto with mo cheeks
  8. eaten a carrot cake cupcake (Happy Birthday Popsie!)
  9. commented on blog posts about 80s cover bands and Xtina Aguilera
  10. Facebook, Twitter, Hotmail, Facebook, Twitter, Hotmail, Facebook...

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