Watch This Movie: Sunshine

the name "Sunshine" is definitely deceptive. this movie is not sweet or cute or going to give you warm fuzzies.

no. this is an intense psychological sci-fi action adventure thriller. i promise, it will have you on the edge of your seat. and don't be all like, "oh, because she said sci-fi, no thanks." this movie may take place on a spaceship, but its the coolest set i've ever seen and its smart without making you feel stupid.

i know--you're like, "whoah there unusual suspect. that sounds like a tall glass of water." well, drink up my friend. this movie is effing HOT.

i loved it so much that i am going to call this the best sleeper picture of 2007. and cillian murphy...well, he's just as gorgeous as ever. and he's not the only HOTTIE. rent it today and you'll see what i mean.

These Are My Confessions....

This is weird of me to admit, but I always wanted a dollhouse to interior decorate and buy stuff for. Dollhouses were different than Barbie houses because you really got to design them and pick out furniture and wallpaper and everything.

And it's way cheaper than the life-size version.

I am a too old now. Too old.

At Least He Practices What He Preaches...

There's some website claiming that 17 yr. old Soulja Boy, the guy that made that song Crank That & whom Unusual provided us with the definition of the phrase "superman that 'ho" has reportedly gotten some 19 yr. old woman pregnant. She sounds like a winner, though.

Here's what she's said about her baby daddy: "I'm not just some groupie looking for a payday; me and [Soulja Boy] have history. But ever since I told him that I [might be] pregnant, he stopped returning my calls and texts. . . . If I don't hear from him soon, I'm going to have to get a lawyer."

Gross.

Total BS.

I don't care if Jessica Simpson's chin bumps disappeared. I don't care if P. Diddy's face got as smoothe as a baby's ass. I think Proactive Solution is a jerk! Their skin care regiment comes in three parts, and you know, two of these things are not like the other. One of these things is not the same. The Facial Cleanser and the Toner are in a bigger bottle than the Clarifying Lotion. It's such BS! So you know you are going to run out of the lotion, so you put in an order, and to make your shipping worth it... well, you think, I might as well try out the Mud Mask. And why don't I throw in some extra Green Tea Moisturizer?

Don't you think a three-part system should have equal parts. I do.

You're going to need the Urban Dictionary for this one.

One of the guys that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with while she was in Capri has blabbed to some tabloid about the details of their liaison. The headline reads "Star Lohan Stripped.. & let me go Roman all over her". I haven't gotten up the nerve to look up the definition, but from what I can gather, if you decide to look up the definition on urban dictionary, you're probably going to retch your last meal.

Ditto reaction if you decide to read about the steamy details of their night together: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0601_linday_lohan_sex.shtml

Do you remember this drink?

The other day I caught an old episode of Seinfeld. I noticed that Jerry & Elaine were definitely drinking from a bottle of Clearly Canadian instead of the usual Snapple. When I saw the bottle, it conjured up images of 3rd & 4th grade when you were definitely the cool kid if you had a bottle of this in your lunch bag. Plus, it costs like, $1.50/bottle.

Does anyone know if they still make this stuff?

The Zoe That Stole Christmas

honestly? is rachel zoe not a dead ringer for The Grinch? and boy, she has some major bitch-face.

and now she will have her own tv show where she will be handing out her fashion advice to us commoners.

like we need tips on how to starve ourselves and snort coke.

Quote of the Day

Dear Sir,
Your profession has, as usual, destroyed your brain.
-George Bernard Shaw

Soup. It's What's For Dinner.

does anything beat a grilled cheese and tomatoe soup? ...well, yes, i'm sure there are plenty of things, but boy, this is def a combo deserving of a post. not since salad has soup had such a worthy buddy. its the nutrioniary equiv of paris and nicole. one without the other just doesnt work.

making the grilled cheese is deceptively hard to master however. i have been told spreading a little mayo on the outside of the bread is the trick. it allows the bread to golden without burning, which is sometimes what happens when you use butter. however you make it, serving it with a bowl of delicious red goop is definitley the appropriate course of action.

i hope this post made you hungry for it. think of me as you slurp and scoop. you're probably saying to yourself, "since when don't i???"

Welcome to the World, Baby Boy!

This is Samuel Charles, who was born on December (oops, not the 20) 19, 2007. It's Bendy's little brother! My two ultimate nephews.

Sam is now 2 pounds, 5 ounces and getting bigger all the time. Send him your good vibes so he grows and grows!

This Doesn't Scare You, Does It?

This weekend, I had a couple of friends over for dinner. While I was giving them the house tour, my friend happened to notice my humidifier. When I was shopping for humidifiers last winter, I choose this model 'cause even though it's meant for a child's room, it was the most positively reviewed humidifier on amazon.com & target.com. I decided on the panda one 'cause who doesn't find pandas adorable & cute?

However, my friend was freaked out 'cause all she saw was some glowing, smiling panda that has smoke blowing out of its ears sitting on my windowsill. I admit, sometimes the glowing light at night bothers me to the point that I have to throw a towel over it so it doesn't disrupt my sleep, but besides that I think it looks just fine.

Plus, sometimes it talks to me at night and what's scary about that :) ?

My Outfit is Now Complete

On Saturday I just happened to find myself in Boscov's & came across some slippers that were 50% off. Due to the winter weather, I've been searching for a solution to my around the house shoe problem. See, I like wearing my flip flops, but they don't keep my feet warm like my slippers. However, my slippers don't have the grip & maneuverability of my flip flops. What's a girl to do? Well, Boscov's happened to have a pair of Liz Claiborne slipper/clogs that were only $3.49. I know, a total bargain right? So, now I can schlep around in my old t-shirt, fleece jacket, lounge pants & clog slippers in total comfort. And, I'm just a hairnet & some rollers away from being able to fetch the newspaper at the end of my driveway in the morning or for a quick trip to the grocery store.

Just kidding.

It's Going to be One of Those Days

Do you ever get that feeling that you went to bed at night like your normally do, but woke up to a bizarrely different morning like no other? That's what happened to me last night. I went to bed after watching some DVDs, and woke up this morning to craziness.

As Unusual noted, Huckabee & Obama are in the lead. I wasn't expecting that at all. I don't give a damn about the Republican nominees, even though I can't stand Huckabee 'cause of his past & I can't in good conscience have a President that whose name brings to mind Huckleberry Finn. Obama? I'm not against him, but I was so looking forward to having Bill Clinton as the First Gentlemen or whatever title he would get in a ground-breaking, historical moment in U.S. history. You know that this morning, Hillary's probably chewing his ass out & eating some mofo staff members for breakfast left & right like they're a bowl of Cheerios. I never would have thought Hillary would come in 3rd. I'm calling for an Obama/Edwards ticket 'cause even though Edwards is so damn pretty, he still needs to get some experience before he can become President.

On the other wtf news, I'm convinced that Britney took some "unknown substance" & called the ambulance just for attention. I hope that her favorite pap, Adnan, shows up at the hospital to visit her. He owes her that much.

I used this pic & Hillary & Bill 'cause I feel that this picture is symbolic of what things must have been like in simpler times. *Sob, sob*.

Decision 2008

oh, IOWA. wtf? why are you so damn powerful? seriously? no one can seem to tell me.

anyway...according to NBC news, the front runners as of 9:13 p.m. tonight: Huckabee and Obama.

and the asian guy from HEROES.

CelebRATTY Apprentice

celebrity apprentice airs this eve and i can safely predict the following:

1. more celebs bitching and complaining about each other than you can shake an emmy at.
2. trump kissing celeb ass and then slamming it more times than he will say "yah fired."
3. tiffany falon, the playboy playmate that is competing, will have sex with steven baldwin within the first five minutes.
5. omarosa will get punched in the face by the guy who used to play "Pussy" on the Sopranos.
6. at least one celeb will have to leave so they can re-enter rehab.

oh man. take a close look at these freaks. is that gene simmons? and lennox lois? jeez louise. i am surprised rachel ray didnt get in the mix. or that bombshell, tara reid. she is so smart too. she woulda won. go tara!

The "Ewww... " Photo of the Week

If you think that the photo is ridiculous, then you're going to be in hysterics reading about the circumstances of this chance meeting of the lips. Lindsay Lohan was in Capri last week being honored for her contribution to cinema ( I kid you not). While she was in Italy, she decided to put into practice that whole "When in Rome..." saying. She was caught hooking up with a waiter, some 40ish actor & this douchebag who is known for being a z-list actor & playboy. She decided to take this lucky fella back to her hotel room & the next morning there were photos of the both of them hanging out on her balcony. She had bed-head & was wearing a dingy t-shirt. He was shirtless. Blech.

I guess I'm just jealous. There are so many obvious qualities about this guy, what girl wouldn't resist? Greasy hair, cigarette breath, hairy, untoned gut hanging seductively over the waistband of his jeans ... the list goes on & on. Yum.

Ok. Now I have to stop because I really think that I'm starting to feel my breakfast come back up. Gross.

Miley Cyrus needs to chill out

I've been kind of up in the air about my feelings about Miley Cyrus. On one hand, I can't figure out what her appeal is to the tween set since she looks so damn goofy. At least when Britney Spears first came on the scene, she was cute. Also, her dad is a has-been, & she apparently hasn't learned a thing or two from Brit (Miley's vowing to stay a virgin 'til marriage. I give her another year or 2 before the bellowing of this mantra cools down to a whisper). I'm trying to figure out if this is going to be another creepy papa Joe Simpson/Jessica Simpson relationship. But, this latest quote from her has finally convinced me that she's a wierdo.

Apparently, she had an innocent sleep over with a g-f & took some pics. When these photos were leaked, someone could make more out of it than was implied. Here's what Miley had to say about it:

"They're nothing bad!" she insisted to New York radio station Z100 on Friday. She fumed, "I'm really upset about it, 'cause it was, like, not even a big deal ... It's two girls at a sleepover, and if all of a sudden that's bad, then what is the world coming to?" "What I decided before I came out to L.A. and started working was: The minute I didn't have fun was the minute I go home," she explained. "I don't want to go home, and I don't want to not do what I do, because I love it, but this ... it's Satan attacking."

Yes, you read that correctly. Satan himself has it in for Miley Cyrus. Weirdo.

Happy New Year's!!!

I hope that everyone has a happy, healthy, and safe New Year!

I personally haven't made any resolutions yet, have you?

Oh, Hell Nah!

December 22, 2007 -- PLAYBOY wants bad-girl TV anchor Alycia Lane to bare it all. A source tell us editors at the magazine's Chicago offices are mulling a lucrative offer to Lane to strip for an upcoming issue. A Playboy rep wouldn't confirm or deny the possible offer. The luscious Philadelphia news gal made front-page headlines this week when she allegedly slugged a female cop in Chelsea and called her a "[bleep]ing dyke," prompting executives at KYW-TV to make her take an early vacation as they decide her future.

T.G.I.N.Y.

thank god its new year's.

2007-- its been real. but all good things must come to an end. i am ready for ya' 2008. in my mind, '08, you hold so much possibility and promise. i can hardly wait. bring it on.

...and in anticipation of all the joy you'll bring, i'm going to quote chief brody from one of my all time favorite movies, JAWS:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."