Thursday, January 03, 2008

CelebRATTY Apprentice


celebrity apprentice airs this eve and i can safely predict the following:

1. more celebs bitching and complaining about each other than you can shake an emmy at.
2. trump kissing celeb ass and then slamming it more times than he will say "yah fired."
3. tiffany falon, the playboy playmate that is competing, will have sex with steven baldwin within the first five minutes.
5. omarosa will get punched in the face by the guy who used to play "Pussy" on the Sopranos.
6. at least one celeb will have to leave so they can re-enter rehab.

oh man. take a close look at these freaks. is that gene simmons? and lennox lois? jeez louise. i am surprised rachel ray didnt get in the mix. or that bombshell, tara reid. she is so smart too. she woulda won. go tara!

2 comments:

miz cynical said...

Gene Simmons is such an attention whore. Tiffany Falon must be that chick that I see in the previews smacking gum all the damn time. Ugh. This still won't help the show's ratings.

Smedelicious said...

FYI, pussy is currently playing Amos in the Broadway rendition of Chicago in NYC.