yo' jen, wuz up wit u being on American Idol this week? album sales that low?
damn, mommy. times must be tough.
i would like to remind you of what you once were: a fur coat wearin', p-ditty lovin', slamming, bamming, ab-crunching, fierce, Louis Vuitton reppin', dance club diva with a tasty movie career al la carte.
i sure do miss me some vintage jennifer lopez.
prescription: get a d-vorce, move back to the block, throw on some transparent versace and cut another dance hit that will be on your next romantic comedy movie soundtrack and call me in the morning.
yours truly,
dr. so unpretty
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Her new movie got booed at a screening. J, Stop trying to be a deep Latina and go back to the Bronx babe that we all love.
did you write something for this post? cause all i noticed was the pic
Yeah, I don't like this deep Latina thing. Like, that's what Salma Hayek is for. Stick to your racially androdgynous roles. I think she's just trying to tap a market that she hasn't tried yet 'cause she's so washed up here.
She looks very slippery.
aside from her marchesa gown, her clothes stink.
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