Roll Out Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer

I know I sound like everyone else in the Northeast right now, but what is with this weather?!?! I can't take it anymore. I check weather.com 11 times a day hoping to see a change. Where is my mid-70s day? I know we just had a couple of nice ones, but that was just a tease. I promptly boxed up all my sweaters and winter-wear, only to be disheartened when I was forced to don a scarf just a few days later. Things best change soon, for I will not be a happy camper if I am wearing a jacket during my bday weekend. (Like how I slipped in my birthday? Welcome to April, bitches!)