Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Hillzzzzzz


i know i'm a bit behind, but i just watched the first episode of the newest season of the hills. my grade: C-

i admit, i'm glad the girls are back, but they are mere shadows of their formers selves. actually, even their shadows lost weight and had work done and i barely can recognize them either.

first thing: the obnoxious amount of makeup
i totes understand the need for makeup. i look like a boy without it. but doesnt it seem like these young, pretty girls overdo it? i know you really got to cake it on for TV, but i can't help but feel heidi, lauren and audrina would be sooo much nicer on the eyes if they just kept it to one or two layers of the shit instead of 5-6. whitney is the only one who comes close to looking "natural".

second thing: the weight loss, nose jobs and boobplants
okay, we've all heard of the mondo amount of work heidi "i'm the new britney" montag has had done, and i heard rumors that LC was also dropping a few lbs, but i must say, i was a little shocked when i saw her new sharp facial features. she looks older now. and her hair looked really oily the entire episode. weird.

third thing and last thing: nothing really new
i take that back a little...whitney leaving vogue and her interview with kelly whatever was the best thing about the new season so far. but as for the two "main characters" LC and heidi, wtf? why must they revolve around boy drama? i love that whitney has always had a career story going on. she's much more interesting to watch.

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