seriously: what was wrong with Strawberry Shortcake?? she was ADORABLE.
red yarn hair? adorable.
pink fluffy kitty? adorable.
chunky brown loafers? adorable.
chubby freckled cheeks? adorable.
freaking bloomers for heaven's sake??? adorable!
see what i mean??
why did they have to make her so... vapid? she has a pink blow-out and green eyes now! and seems to have lost a lot of weight for a SHORTCAKE PERSON.
i know it is useless at this point... but somebody needs to save all the little girls of the world. go drag them from their bikini waxers and sit them down in front of the REAL miss shortcake.
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oh, in case you were wondering, the story behind the new berry: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/11/business/media/11cartoons.html?_r=4&scp=2&sq=strawberry%20shortcake&st=cse&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
Apparently, she has a cell phone now, too. She smelled so good in the 80s.
Please, someone, get Beanorama started on "wh0re dolls."
This is awful, and it's happening to so many characters/toys. Gross.
On a related note, my grandmother once refused to buy my little cousin a Bratz doll because they are "cheap," which means slutty. And she refused to buy a Rugrats Angelica doll because she is mean.
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