Mornings = Hard.

Before 9 a.m. yesterday, I had:

1. seen a chihuahua with a huge dong
2. had a homeless guy on a bike tell me "you're dumb"
3. gotten diagnosed with 2 almost-cavities

Before 10 a.m today, I have:

1. overslept til 8:45
2. poured my splenda not into my coffee, but into the trash, as a stranger watched and laughed
3. walked out of Wawa with my shirt dress open to my waist.