Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Mornings = Hard.

Before 9 a.m. yesterday, I had:
  1. seen a chihuahua with a huge dong
  2. had a homeless guy on a bike tell me "you're dumb"
  3. gotten diagnosed with 2 almost-cavities
Before 10 a.m today, I have:


  1. overslept til 8:45
  2. poured my splenda not into my coffee, but into the trash, as a stranger watched and laughed
  3. walked out of Wawa with my shirt dress open to my waist.