Today's temperature: Melt your make-up right off your face degrees
Today's heat index: That burning sensation when you have a UTI degrees
What to wear: Pretty Woman Sun Hat, a Vicky's bikini, and Jessica Simpson wedges
What to eat: kiwi water ice and sourpatch kids
When will it be over? when Paris Hilton gets sprung from jail...oh wait-she's out already you say? damn, nevermind. its still effing hot.
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