Ruby.

I don't know if ya'll know this, but I have a cat named Ruby. Next month she will be one tiny year old, and we will have to have a party.

Strengths:

• she smells like a baby
• at night, she likes to push her forehead against mine really hard and get aggressively cuddly
• her best friend (besides me) is a pink elephant made of feathers. I think they make out when I leave the apt
• she comes running for the door when i get home from work

Weaknesses:

• in the space of a month, she went from a dainty kitten to a tub o' kitty lard that can't jump
• she once flooded the three apartments below mine
• she has issues with dreadlocks in a certain area of her body (her tushy)

Ruby is nice, fun, and a girl, and not a dog. And she is pretty as a princess. I love her.