Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Schmuck of the Week


I saw this dumbass on the Today show last week & he was so pathetic. I'm still trying to decide if he's a complete a--hole or if this is just because he's from Texas. His story is below:
Texas Man, LeRoy Greer, Sues 1-800-Flowers for Revealing His Affair
Atlanta, Ga. 8/13/2007 4:41 PM GMT (FINDITT) LeRoy Greer just wanted to send flowers to his girlfriend. Sounds simple enough but after Greer arranged for a bouquet to be sent courtesy of 1-800-flowers the simple task became a major headache for the car salesman.
As it turned out Greer was married and his wife wasn’t the one receiving the flowers, just the thank you card from 1-800-flowers for purchasing the flora.
While Greer was already in the process of divorcing his wife the 1-800-flowers incident didn’t help his standing any and now his wife is all the more eager to end their union. Oh and now that she is aware of the extramarital affair she wants more money as well.
Greer, upset that the company delivered a thank you note for the purchase, is now suing the floral company. Greer had specifically noted on his order that he did not want any cards or information sent to the house he shared with his wife. He now blames the company of falling short of delivering the flowers in a discreet manner, which just so happened to cause his wife to flip out.
Now Greer, a Texas resident, has asked for $1 million from the florist who made the mistake but as of yet there has been no pay off.

4 comments:

Beanorama said...

Love this:

"I'm still trying to decide if he's a complete a--hole or if this is just because he's from Texas."

aaronic said...

Poor guy...

Anonymous said...

open and shut case. give the man his money.

miz cynical said...

Oh, Puh-leeze. Let this be a lesson to all of you men :)