ok, this rant is obviously for the ladies, but gents, you should take note!
we here at Unpretty absolutely loathe and despise corporate fondling.
to be fair, i'll tell you exactly what we mean by this...
corporate fondling: when a man greets a woman, in any professional setting (i.e. meetings, receptions, conferences, in the office) by hugging and kissing them on the cheek and said woman is not their wife, daughter, sister, mother, aunt, godmother, stepsister, cousin or mistress.
trust us fellas, we don't like it. doesn't the awkward look on our face say it all? just greet us in the same professional manner you would greet someone else with your genitalia and we'll feel just as welcomed and appreciated.
really, thats enough for us...ok? please!
3 comments:
What if the man is European and he greets everyone with a kiss on both cheeks? Would he be able to greet you that way as well?
I'm just raising the question...I'm not trying to make light of the situation.
mwp-you raise a good question, but i'm gonna say no.
unless you are in the fashion industry: in fashion, everyone is fake and gets off doing this type of thing. its like they're saying with each fake greeting: "oh, let me hug you and kiss you on both cheeks, even though i wish you were dead and i had all of your fame and fortune, mwah-ah-ah"
Are you saying I should stop licking peopel on thier face when i say hello? Cause that is kinda my thing, ya know?
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