delaware has a few claims to fame: it's the first state, it has more chickens than people, there's a lot of cougar-hunting at the beach* and it's home to the famous red oval of dupont. those duponters get a lot of shizah about chemicals in the rivers killing birds and what-not, but they deserve some credit for supporting environmental initiatives, such as the DriveNeutral program.
your vw rabbit or h2 or galant or puts out tons and tons of global warming emissions every year. (alaska is shrinking. you should feel guilty.)
if you're not ready to trade in your '96 civic for a smartcar or hybrid, you can at least neutralize your car's emissions by purchasing a DriveNeutral certification decal. the DriveNeutral people then purchase and retire carbon emissions credits in your name. reducing the number of credits available in effect forces other companies to clean up their acts!
go to www.driveneutral.org to calculate the emissions spewed out by your gas guzzler and get your decal. then everyone will know that you've done your part to help end global warming. and you can sleep better at night. (suck it, gwb.)
*And if by cougar you mean middle-aged lady in the mood for a frat guy...then Delaware is tops!
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(and)/Or you could just ride your bike to work...
oh beanie thanks for being greenie!
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