Members Only

can someone please tell me what type of club would bestow upon their members such an atrocity as this jacket?

i've asked my grandfather who has this in like three different colors and he just sort of looks off into the distance and smiles. i know they're are not his, he just gets off wearing his kids' hand-me-downs. but, still, shouldnt he be able to tell me something? anything?

apparently not...and i am forced to just accept this ugly garmet as "vintage" fashion-ugh! so unpretty!