What happens at the office...

Sometimes the office is an alternate reality...and I don't mean the tv show. For example, this conversation actually happened:

Me: "Yea, so I am pretty nervous about getting robbed 'cause I'm American ... or about getting malaria..."

He-who-shall-not-be-named: "Are you writing this down? You should totally write this down. In five years you will look back and laugh at the things you worried about when you were young. You'll be like, omigod, that is like, nothing."

So... in five years... my valid concerns will be more like, running out of champagne at Bump?