I work in a hotel. I know that may be hard to understand, but half of the building is a hotel and the other half is the corporate headquarters of the company for which I work. At the bottom of the elevators is a woman's bathroom that I use from time to time.
The hotel -- one of the best in the country -- is located in an urban area so stragglers have a tendency to use the facilities, as it is right off a main road. It is not uncommon to go into the bathroom and find people asleep on the floor of the handicapped stall. And honestly, I think it's smart. It's so warm in the bathroom and there is free coffee for hotel guests a few feet away. Whenever I find visitors asleep, I let them be.
Today, however, I was shocked to walk into the bathroom and see a full-out Chi Chi's-esque sombrero at the feet of the woman using the stall next to me. When she exited the stall, she was in a completely normal outfit, but washed her hands and put her sombrero back on. Then she exited the bathroom and walked back outside.
Bizarro files. This weather stinks. I miss the beach already. Is anyone at work?
2 comments:
you love them no tell motels, perv.
maybe the woman got her holidays mixed up and she thought she was celebrating cinco de mayo...but in july.
hmmm.
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