Friday, July 21, 2006

Traffic Reporter Gone Wild

rumor has it that a certain traffic reporter which will go nameless (thank you beanorams for being my conscious) leads an unbelievably exciting life when he is not reporting on the most boring and meaningless aspect of the news (honestly, do you even watch the traffic report; and if so, do you really retain the random 30 seconds of speed talk and animated maps and apply it to your driving that day? i don't think so.)

my sources (and by sources i mean a 26 year-old grandpop who happens to be gay) has witnessed this traffic reporter on many occasions being very drunk, and very wild at numerous gay bars/clubs in town...apparently, he likes to tear it up when he's not warning us of a ten minute delay on the blue route.

i believe my source because this guy's been in the news more than once for his antics. in march he was cuffed and detained by police in a parking garage for fighting with two women who had been making homophobic remarks to him and his boyfriend. and then very recently, he was evicted from his house for not paying the rent.

looks like this party boy is philly's own p.o.b. (pat o'brien)...

why does that make me proud? so unpretty.

1 comment:

Smedelicious said...

Wait, why does he still have a job? Is it because people will watch, just to see what he does next? Heh, I guess it attracts viewers.