Sunday, September 09, 2007

The Hills Have Thighs


a few things came to mind when i saw the hills chick-a-dees present an award.

first, whitney is a fucking gorgeous sonafabitch. seriously, she is almost as stunning as i am on sunday mornings.

second, lauren's ruby red lips are poppin'. i think i am going to wear red lipstick on my next big night out. i heard once that there is a red lipstick for every girl out there, you just got to find it.

last, audrina should thank her fucking lucky stars that she some how landed this gig because while lauren is a bonified pop icon and whitney a bonified babe-o-rama, she is about three olives short of a dry martini.

4 comments:

Beanorama said...

audrina's body is bangin' but her dress is boring.

whitney rocks and rolls and is awesome to the awesome hillsiest degree, but her dress was shit.

LC looked like a little girl playing with her mommy's makeup.

and after they presented his award, the gals got ripped a new one by Mr. J. Timberlake. Now how heavy is that?

Anonymous said...

girl on the right is the hottest. Then the middle chick, then the tall one.

miz cynical said...

I don't know who any of these chicks are, but I do agree with there's a red lipstick out there for everyone.

Anonymous said...

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