As I'm sure you've heard, there were some nudie pics of Vanessa Hudgens, of High School Musical fame, "leaked" on the good 'ol internet. I'm not upset with the photos for some of the reasons that other people are. Mainly because I don't have any school-age ankle biters that look to her as a role model, I'm not Filipino & look to her as some sort of role model & I'm not some perv that was eagerly awaiting her 18th b-day. Of the reasons listed below, what do you think the problem is with this photo?
A. Vanessa is clearly wasting her time sending nudie pics of herself to her yet-to-come-out-of the-closet bf, Zac Efron.
B. Her tacky lingerie.
C. Surprise that photos of this girl closely associated with such saccharine-filled, plot less Disney films and is an idol to millions of 8 year-olds, ISN'T considered child porn.
If you guessed B, you guessed right. Vanessa, I know that you're making good money from these stupid movies. So, why don't you step it up a bit and get some nice lingerie already? I know that you like to shop - I've seen the photos of you & your 100% hetero bf shopping together, so what's the prob? You're a grown-up with a boyfriend. And, if you're going to act like a grown-up & do the whole celeb nudie thing, you need to dress appropriately. I think that there are legitimate high school girls with better undergarments. Where did you find this get-up - the discount bin at Kmart? If Zac wasn't gay already, this had to put him over the edge.
The tacky crushed velvet-looking push-up bra, the cheesy cotton/spandex blend lacy top undies. To make matters worse, you tied this awful ensemble together! Could you not find a matching set of tackiness or is that all Kmart had in the bin? Remember, a blend of faux fabrics like crushed velvet, push-up underwire with goody-goody cotton do not make for a "come hither/make him straight/wish he was there/immortalized on the internet" moment. Fabrics such as silk or satin do.
I'm not saying that it always has to be La Perla, Agent Provocatuer or Natori. You can get some high-end department store lingerie like Felina, Donna Karan or Calvin Klein. If this is too much for you, just start with a reliable basic, like Victoria's Secret.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're going to take nude photos of yourself that you suspect may be leaked onto the internet (and let's face it, you knew this would get out & hoped that it boost your career), take a little extra time to get something more scandalous and/or switch teams worthy. You obviously made sure your room was clean & the imitation Louis was in the frame before you hit "click", now don't you think that your lady bits deserve the same kind of attention?
2 comments:
i think that is photoshopped. I saw the nekkid version.
I didn't know she was underage at the time.
There's a few pics. She starts in tacky lingerie then works her way down to her b-day suit. I think that she may have been underage when she took them & the photos are just now being "leaked".
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