Sunday, September 09, 2007

Its Britney Bitch


this is what the producers must have been thinking:

let's pack the stage with at least 100 dancers (who arent high, like she clearly is) and maybe no one will notice that she is not really singing, dancing or coherent.

things i did notice mr. producer man--her freakish blue contacts, her nappy ass weave and her pot belly.

i am so thankful i never did drugs.

so unpretty rating: F-

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I seriously cannot get over how horrific that performance was. She was barely moving her body let alone her mouth!

Anonymous said...

i feel like she thought she was just rehearsing. her babysitter must have forgotten to tell her that this was the real thing.

she should fire that babysitter.

Anonymous said...

god awful.
i had to pick b-man up from his show and we weren't allowed to drive away til it was over... the tv phone actually pulled thru for once.

i cant wait to youtube it 60 more times tomorrow.

Beanorama said...

WHY do people keep giving her chances? That was so lame. She used to be a great dancer and that was pathetic. Seriously I thought she might surprise us, but no.

Why Why with the skimpy outfit?

Why walk off the stage? Lame-o-rama.

miz cynical said...

It's just a shame. But it was sooo delicious. That was the final nail.

AlltheRAGE said...

Hell to the Yeah, Beanie... Why oh, why do people keep giving her chances? Maybe this is the final nail in the coffin?

Anonymous said...

lemme break it down
ppl arent giving her chances because they beleive in her and want her to succeed - they are doing it to exploit her.
come on now, how awesome would it have been if instead of doing just a mediocre, flat, shitty performance she really blew it, the way you secretly were hoping - you know, fall down, wig falls off, drugs come pouring out of the too tight hot pants.

thats why shes up there and not you, kanye. america loves a trainwreck. the more f*ed up the better.