Thursday, August 24, 2006

Her Milkshake Makes Me Lactose Intolerant


oh why, oh why, oh why?!

here's my prayer tonight:

Dear God,
i know you have a lot of shit going on right now, but there is something i must beg of you to push to the front of the line...see God, it's Britney. she's just...she's just...she's just so god damn aggravating and annoying and gross and trashy and embarrassing and stupid and squishy.

yes, God, she's squishy too.

so, please. could you do something for the entire human race and put either her or the rest of us out of our misery?

Thanks J.C.

You rock the hizzy.

1 comment:

NotoriousALG said...

I am not sure what's scarier: the fact that you basically asked Britney to be eliminated, or that you told "J.C." he rocked the hizzy.