Yesterday morning, I scrubbed my bod and hair, put on my freshly laundered clothes, left my just-cleaned (for once) apartment, and walked outside... to find a condom on the steps of my building. It was not in a wrapper. It was unrolled. Luckily, it did not have the other telltale signs of being used (use your imagination, dirtbag). But it's still not a nice thing to see first thing. And who do you think would be making the beast with two backs on my steps? How uncomfortable. How unpretty!
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Nastola.
Yesterday morning, I scrubbed my bod and hair, put on my freshly laundered clothes, left my just-cleaned (for once) apartment, and walked outside... to find a condom on the steps of my building. It was not in a wrapper. It was unrolled. Luckily, it did not have the other telltale signs of being used (use your imagination, dirtbag). But it's still not a nice thing to see first thing. And who do you think would be making the beast with two backs on my steps? How uncomfortable. How unpretty!
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I was wondering where that went to. Can I have that back by any chance?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm not sure what the problem is here. I read that condoms are biodegradable.
He he.
i think it was cheechorama's
I am surprised that no one has asked why this j*mmy hat is a Burberry plaid.
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