it took me a long time to post this, mostly because i am embarrassed of my actions, but i did something last week that i never thought i would do...i called into a radio talk show while driving in my car. i know, i know. sick.
but, Your Honor, i just couldnt help myself. the host, one Ms. Michele Pilenza of New Jersey 101.5, was so obnoxious and wrong that i was forced to call in and disagree with her as she ranted and raved about relationships. the topic was something like "should you let your friends and family's opinions about your mate effect your relationship". and we werent talking about the obvious negative factors like drugs, violence, yada yada.
her reasoing was so superficial and ridiculous and my rage grew as i listened to caller after caller be instructed by this witch that if your mother doesnt like the way your boyfriend eats his dinner, you should dump him.
i dialed the number not really expecting to get through, and could hardly believe it when after the third ring, a production assistant answered the phone.
"Hey, thanks for calling New Jersey 101.5, what's your name and age and what's your question for Michele?"
...uh, actually i just want to tell her i totally disagree with her and i think she's crazy.
"OK, great! Hold the line!"
within minutes i was live on the air. it was all for nothing though. turns out Michele did not give two shits about my opinion of her and talked over me the entire time and then disconnected me and went on her merry way, destroying the lives of the hopeless people who were taking her fucked up advice.
what is my rating on a scale of 1-10 now...1 being sane and 10 being totally fucking crazy for calling into a cheesy jersey radio talk show?
i don't think i even have to say it, but i am so unpretty...
1 comment:
Whats wrong with that? I think the only negative thing is that the bitch talked over you and wouldnt let you make any points. Maybe next time.
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