Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Stars Are Drunk Driving


"That's hot."
"Loves it."
These are commonly known Paris-isms. Now that she's been arrested for DUI, maybe we can expect to start hearing a new catch phrase: "Cuff me."

I am absolutely dying to see the mugshot. Nicole Richie must be wetting herself with glee.

I know I am.

2 comments:

aaronic said...

Its about time.

Flip Flop Girl said...

I was all ready to hear about her drunk Gibsonesque debacle, but it turns out she only blew a .08. Step it up, Paris. I thought you were a party girl.