During the Supah Bowl I got a txt from Unusual Suspect* saying "I decided football is boring unless the Eagles are playing." A truer statement has never been t9-ed. I might tune in if the Steelers, or the Redskins, or the Giants or even those damned Pats were in the big SB (again) but unless my man D-Mac or his #2 Garcia are throwing some hail marys (no idea if that makes sense), I'm not interested.
...But speaking of #2 (and I'm not talking about poop), let's bring it back to me. Because I am an amazing couch footballer! I came in #2 in my fantasy football league, against my football-obsessed bro-in-laws male cousins. I won $80! And for the Supah Bowl, I got numero dos AGAIN on a multiple choice test-- and I guessed all the answers!
Is it skill, or am I just lucky in football pools? And if you answer is luck, can I please be lucky to run into that new Eagle that's also an Olympic skiier and a model? And if the gods of luck can't arrange that, can they arrange a little meetup with Kyle Corver, the poor man's Ashton Kutcher? Thx.
*hardest name to abbreviate, by the way. "Unus" just looks drrty.
3 comments:
my heart be still.
favorite eagles in order of love:
trotter
westbrook
smith
mcnabb
garcia
akers (because he is a little hot head)
stallworth
I used to love Hollis Thomas, but he left.
I love Trotter, Donny & Westbrook (go Nova)
Then I love Dhani because he is a podcaster and I've heard his voicemail.
I used to love Pinky Pink bc he was so skinny, but he is gone.
AJ Feeley is a douche.
My college roommate hooked up with Pink a couple times when she was a NovaCare intern. They would meet in the shaddy alleys of Bethlehem and escape to romantic destinations like Wendy's. She kept the Frosty lid as a momento. It got kind of gross after awhile.
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