ok, i bet you didnt have as wild a weekend as britney spears. (though i did. it involved a petting zoo, laffy taffy and a sex swing.)
just how wild did britney get? um, she shaved her own fucking head. i know...wowsers. and she did this right after busting out of a rehab center. i guess maybe she had a spiritual awakening and felt that she was channeling the dali lama. or maybe she was just out of her mind.
brit then went on to getting two new tattoos from a seedy 24 hour tattoo parlor. she did all of this while being filmed and photographed by countless paparrazzi who i am sure had to take breaks changing their cream-filled underwear.
the kicker to this weirdness? the hair salon that britney shaved her head at is now selling her hair
...but wait! there's more! not only do you receive the nappy locks of the former pop queen, but you also get a can of red bull and lighter that she left behind as well as the very clippers she used to shave her head! holy crap, what a steal for a million dollars!
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I am really upset for Britney. i think she is an eejit but still, severely fucked. I think she will die at 27.
Hopefully she dies at 26 or 28. 27 is when actually talented musicians are known to die. We dont need her tarnishing that reputation.
why is the hair they were selling on ebay blonde? in the pictures of her shaving it, it was dark....hmmmm
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