Penelope: even though I would be you if I got to be una actriz espanola, I wouldn't have worn this Bjork Swan Costume. D
J.Lo: You & I are not friends. I've never really thought you were all that great. But this Marchesa gown knocked it OUT of the park. You so gorgeous. A+
Gwynnie: Loved the hair, baby girl. Are those extensions? And the color of your dress was a new touch. Don't like the fishtail, but I'm interested in those cap sleeves. A-
J. Hud: you got those boobs under control and rocked the chocolate brown. Unlike Cam Diaz, you know how to work Shapewear. You might get some haters about that jacket, but I think it's pretty cool, you hot thang. A
(but the red dress for your performance? What is this, the 90s? D)
Reese: America's sweetheart, blah blah. Yea, you are cute, but your hair is very high school Soph Hop. And again, I am over this mermaid bottom. You look better in short dresses. C
BEST DRESSED? J. Lo or Naomi Watts (both preggers?) and I liked Anne Hathaway
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You stole my post idea, jerk.
Penelope: even though I would be you if I got to be una actriz espanola, I wouldn't have worn this Bjork Swan Costume. D
J.Lo: You & I are not friends. I've never really thought you were all that great. But this Marchesa gown knocked it OUT of the park. You so gorgeous. A+
Gwynnie: Loved the hair, baby girl. Are those extensions? And the color of your dress was a new touch. Don't like the fishtail, but I'm interested in those cap sleeves. A-
J. Hud: you got those boobs under control and rocked the chocolate brown. Unlike Cam Diaz, you know how to work Shapewear. You might get some haters about that jacket, but I think it's pretty cool, you hot thang. A
(but the red dress for your performance? What is this, the 90s? D)
Reese: America's sweetheart, blah blah. Yea, you are cute, but your hair is very high school Soph Hop. And again, I am over this mermaid bottom. You look better in short dresses. C
BEST DRESSED? J. Lo or Naomi Watts (both preggers?) and I liked Anne Hathaway
WORST? Cam "smokin da weed) Diaz
wowsers beanie, you should have written this as a post. i love your insight.
Minus Gwen, they could all get it...
oh, that wasn't the question. My bad.
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