Monday, February 26, 2007

Next in Celebrity News... You Stank.


I was watching E! or the Insider or some such celeb news show, and they had a whole segment on these two regular-joe women who have a malodor syndrome. No matter what these women eat, or how much they wash, they will always and forever smell. One lady says she smells like "burning rubber" and the other smells "like fish." It's due to some problem in the liver. Videos showed strangers waving the air in front of their noses and backing away from the women.

Now, this is seriously unfortunate. But I don't see how it belongs on Entertainment Tonight. Basically, ET was probably like-- ew, this is nasty-- people would love it! Let's put it on the show and pretend to be sympatheic. Now, it would be news if we found out Anna Nicole had the odor problem, and Britney shot Anna in the face with mace to remove it. Alas.

1 comment:

Flip Flop Girl said...

I was just telling a related story the other day. I went to grade school and high school with someone who had this problem. In sixth grade we were playing dodgeball and she was about to throw the ball to get the last person on the other team out when the cute bad boy of the class (think a 12-yr-old Luke Perry) yelled "Wait! Does anybody smell fish?" It was seriously out of a movie. She ran into the bathroom crying.