Sunday, February 11, 2007

Red Carpet Muncher




i looooooove watching the pre-shows for just about any awards ceremonies...

golden globes...people's choice...grammys...and of course, the grand-poo-bah of all awards ceremonies, the oscars.

the stars (the bold and the beautfiul), the fashion choices (the good and the bad) and of coursie-course, the awkward celebrity interviews on the red carpet.

who could forget the notorious isaac mizzarahi-scarlett johannsen boob grab of 2006?

tonight, i was watching the grammys and some pretty funny shit happened. i always thought john mayer was toolbag, but it was confirmed when he answered a question from ryan seacrest with incoherent jibber-jabber. granted the question was about he and jessica simpson, and he didnt want to answer it, but whatever happened to the short and simple "no comment"? what a jerk.

the chili peppers didnt dissapoint either. they sprayed ryan seacreast with silly string and then flea pointed to ryan's loins and said, "aw dude, you got some on your cock." the stunner? that flea thinks ryan has a cock.

true to form, scarlett denied any relationship with JT when Guilianna Depandi asked her if they were dating. bullshit, Scar. Sabsy saw you macking JT in south beach and i believe my Sabsy, bitch. and god, what's the dealio? if i kissed JT everyone on this earth would know about it...except my husband :)

2 comments:

tone loc said...

The performances were sweet. Aguilera doing the James Brown song was my favorite (that's gay but I don't care). Followed by Jtimbo's first performance (also gay but again I don't care). And of course, the Chili Peppers and Police were solid. The girl who sang with John Mayer and John legend stole my heart and I want to marry her. Gayest comment ever.

Anonymous said...

tone, you crack me up. i'm so glad your gay.