Monday, February 19, 2007

If I Was A...


bartender, do you think i would be one of those obnoxious bartenders that jump over the bar to get in and out?

would i also be the type of bartender that throws limes, lemons and cherries into the air and catch them with the cup?

and worst of all, would i be the type of bartender that ignores normal looking or ugly girls and only pay attention to the pretty or slutty ones?

yeah...i probably would be that kind of bartender. never mind.

p.s. read the tagline on the movie poster. poetic genius. i bet tom wrote that one himself.

p.s.s. flip flop girl-you know i meant you when i said "slutty ones", right?

3 comments:

Flip Flop Girl said...

Wow. Low blow. Here's a novel idea - ever think of losing the wedding band?

Beanorama said...

Love the tagline.

Anonymous said...

Whore.