Don't Forget to Vote! ( Except if you're Republican or a Steelers fan; if you're a Republican or a Steelers fan - go shoot yourself)

. Well, we're less than 24 hours away from Election day. Pretty soon, it'll all be over - political commercials with guys that have bad Republican hairstyles, pictures of Lois Murphy gesturing to her nether regions asking "What's going on Down There?"& Patrick Murphy's unexperienced, boyish good looks, audio of Casey Jr. inaudibly agreeing to pass legislation that would make it legal to eat kittens & puppies, & Lynn Swann walking around Montgomery County as though he has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

So, here's just a reminder to vote. Vote to get Democrats some control back in our government. Vote to prove that as Americans, we may be dumb, but we're not so dumb that we're falling for this last minute "November surprise" with a guilty verdict of Saddam Hussein that came in just in time with a not-so-subtle reminder that we have a Texan to thank for our security. Vote to prove that even though Sen. Kerry may have committed a political gaffe that just wasn't funny, that in no way a bad joke distracts us from the real issues. Vote to prove to fat, bloated punks like Rush Limbaugh that it's not OK to make fun of people with Parkinson's Disease ( No, d---, he's not faking it).

P.S. - don't forget to rent something so that you don't have to watch hours of Election Day coverage. Hell, even tonight NBC was providing down to the wire coverage instead of my beloved Access Hollywood. I will be celebrating Election Day by watching Nacho Libre.