after thinking about it for, oh, three seconds, i compiled a list of pathetic celebra-losers that should be on the next season of VH1's "Surreal Life".
envelope please...and the losers are:
Fed-Ex, the asshole formerly known as K-Fed.
The guy that claimed to be Anna Nicole Smith's 2nd Baby Daddy.
Bobby-Christina Brown. With guest appearances by Whitney and Bobby.
Kane from Project Runway Season 3. Or even wack-job Vincent would do if Kane was unavailable.
Nazi Republican, Elisabeth Hasselback from The View.
Howie Mandell. And three of the dumbest suitcase girls.
Isaac Miz-AH-rahi.
Lisa Loeb. Without her guitar.
BONUS PREDICTION: Fed-Ex will hook up with Lisa Loeb in the first episode, but by the season finale, ends up with Kane from Project Runway.
3 comments:
I think they should use both Jason Alexander (Britney's first hubby) and K-Fed. That would be good TV.
I agree with notorious. K - Fed's such a whore. While he's on the Surreal Life, he'll probably be trying to plug his tell all book, like Jose Canseco. Elizabeth Hasselback would get a beat down from Bobby Christina
Wait, you forgot to add that he inpregnates Lisa!
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