Here I am.

Hello,
My name is Ruby. I am ten weeks old and I just got adopted last night by a kick-ass new mom, Beanorama. My old mom was a full-bred Persian, but she was a little bit slutty and did it with my absentee Dad. So, I’m a sweet, long-haired half breed Persian and I am all black and so soft. I smell a-some too.

Can you believe it—I am already litter-trained! (But at 6 a.m. this morning I stepped in my poop, then climbed into bed with my new Mom, causing her to pull off the sheets and scour the floor with cleanser—oops. Oh well, I am just a baby. I’ll learn.)

I just wanted to say hi. I’m looking forward to exploring my huge new studio apartment and breaking stuff.
Peace.
RvOB

PS: I’m much cuter than I appear in pictures.