ok, so i used to love rachel ray. like, loved her before oprah; loved her before all of her 15,000 cookbooks were published; loved her before she became the face of such brands like Ritz Crackers, yada yada yada. mostly, i loved her goofy banter, old fashioned kitchen appliances and her nonchalant way of convincing even retards like myself that it was possible to cook a whole meal in 30 minutes.
but, i have fallen off the rachel wagon. it's been awhile since i tuned in. mostly because i was sorta over her (overexposure rearing its ugly head, i guess).
however, i did happen to catch tonight's episode and i must say, she still has the ability to amaze me. she cooked an entire thanksgiving meal for eight in 60 minutes. how is this woman human? i think maybe she's not. or maybe its drugs...yeah, more likely drugs. she once admitted in an interview that she sleeps only four hours a night. apparently, she loves E.V.O.O.(extra virgin olive oil) as well as methamphetamines.
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Was she really in FHM? She's like, 40! That makes me respect her less.
Yeah, she has no business being in FHM. Not because she's not pretty enough, just because...and I think she's classier than that.
i don't feel good about this.
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