i have tried to abstain from posting about the bloody, trim spa mess that is anna nicole smith but i can't contain myself any longer.
i break my silence now because i believe we are now on the eve of the murder mystery of 2007. it will be the new OJ, a better Jon Benet. it will be full of weirdness, loose ends, and most likely, not have a conclusion.
tonight on the insider (a very intelligent program), the infamous P.O.B. announced that according to the National Inquirer (a very reliable news source), howard k. stern MURDERED anna nicole smith's son, daniel.
why...how...huh?
i know. this is going to be good to watch. i predict that by fall, there will be a trial. and we all know how good anna performs on the witness stand. but who will be her legal counsel, if her legal counsel is the one on skid row?
BAH-BAH-BUUUUUUM!
this is definitely "beverly hillbillies" meets "murder she wrote" meets soft-core porn.
2 comments:
i can't believe it's been a year!!! NO way. So sad.
Skid row or death row?
Uhh she bounced today. This must be awkward for you. Causing people's deaths and all.
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