Monday, May 07, 2007

Busted!


am i the only person who probably feels bad for Alycia Lane?

if you havent heard the juiciest gossip in town, let me be the one to report the news, as unpretty as it is.

CBS3 anchor, Alycia Lane (yes, the pretty one pictured) totally got her ass nailed recently when she sent racy pictures of herself in a bikini to MARRIED NFL anchor, Rich Eisen...who busted her? oh, just his wife!

the wifey turns out to be a little craze-o, too. she replied in an email back to Alycia:

"Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?”

don't you have the feeling this is NOT the first time she's intercepted virtual p-mail (panty mail). that response just smacks of bette middler in the first wives' club...

but when life has mascara running down your face, Alycia, make the best out of by smudging it and making sexy eyes. you did make the new york post's page six-thats awesome! who cares why.

7 comments:

miz cynical said...

The reasons why I feel sorry for Alycia Lane is because 1) she's been divorced twice & she's only 35. 2) this guy that she was trying to impress is totally out of her league. He & his wife are ugly compared to her. 3) I think the wife should be blaming the husband & not the "other woman". Loved the Daily News' take on this story. They called it "fe-mail". Classic.

Anonymous said...

Those who know will tell you that Alycia Lane is koo-koo, koo-koo, koo-koo for cocoa puffs!

Beanorama said...

I think the hubris involved in sending out pics of yourself in a b suit is awesome!

see? cheaters are losers.

Flip Flop Girl said...

Do you get nosebleeds up there on that pedestal?

Anonymous said...

she will never see the light.

Anonymous said...

What pedestal is that flip? One made of integrity. I agree with Bean - cheaters are losers.

Flip Flop Girl said...

One made of harsh judgments. Anon, do you know what it's like to be unfairly judged because of one thing?