Dear God,
Please let me recite the 11th and lesser known commandment, "Thou Shalt Always Check To Make Sure Toilet Seat Lid Is Up Before Sitting Down."
i know, i know. usually women are bitching about the seat being up. i don't have that problem though. what i do encounter once in a while (and probably because my dog is thirsty mongrel) is the lid being down and i'm either being too lazy or rushing too quickly to check before i sit. the result? one of the most disturbing feelings on earth-sitting bareback on a cold, flat surface when you are not expecting anything but air and relief.
sorry to gross everyone out first thing in the a.m. its so unpretty :)
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