Thursday, May 10, 2007

Lohan Does Coke and Cell Phones


Miss LL Coke Whore is quite the lady. i have heard some great gossip about her in the last two weeks and i must share.

apparently, some lucky m-effer claims he has a video of Lindsay doing blow and actually doing a cell phone at a party. how does one have sex with a motorolla (or sidekick-OUCH)?

when i mentioned this to jmoney, he hardly seemed impressed. he said he's seen girls do alot worse with baseball bats, horses and the like.

one thing i am actually jealous of lindsay for is the fact that she lives in a hotel. how awesome that must be. i love staying at hotels and to live in one would be a dream.

2 comments:

miz cynical said...

I'm so glad that someone broke the "news". Last night, I poured over every delicious detail of her coke binge, including the "I'm going to NY tomorrow to F--- Jude Law" statement while she was high. I can't wait until she OD's in a br stall @ either Teddy's or the Roosevelt.

Flip Flop Girl said...

You just censored yourself. Weird.