Tuesday, May 29, 2007

S.O.D.A. (So Obnoxiously Damn Amazing)


i heard a report on a NPR that there is a chemical compound in all sodas (Sodium benzoate, which is used as a preservative, effectively killing most yeasts, bacteria, and fungi) that some scientists fear could cause of cancer.

i thought about quitting soda for about three seconds and realized that would be impossible. i love it more than i probably love myself. a day without soda is a day without sunshine.

coke zero is really my poison of choice. its simply amazing. and refreshing. and zero calories.

now, i have also been seeing billboards for a new coke product: coke plus, which supposedly has vitamins and minerals. uh, hey mr. cola, thanks but no thanks. i leave my vitamin and mineral consumption needs to vitamin water. oh wait, what's that? coke just bought vitamin water for FOUR BILLION DOLLARS?

huh. ok...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

um, is this comment 4 real? wtf.

miz cynical said...

Maybe it's popsie :. Coke Plus doesn't taste too bad.