DUI...Its the New Prego

so, remember a year or two or actually three ago when everyone and there mothers (really) were getting pregnant in hollywood and it was fashionable to have the best maternity wear, the best baby showers featured in people and name your kids the wackiest name fathomable?

well that was then and this is now. the new prego is definitely getting arrested for dui. our favorite coke whore here at so unpretty is unanimously miss lindsay BLOWhan, who thought getting arrested for drunk driving was so nice, she did it twice in the last few months.

but, linds, we are embarrassed for you that you let paris start this trend. come on, be a little innovative. we give you props for putting your distinct touch to the whole shit show though (i mean, you also had coke on your person and you were pulled over while chasing another vehicle). pretty wild, little lady. you do know that all life is not a movie set, right?

probably not. has larry king called yet? this one should be good.

luck!