The Bitch Is Back

hey my little m-effers. i'm back. so sorry its been awhile. life didnt just knock on my door like a good lil' jehovah witness, but instead, it barged in like my crazy aunt Lou Lou, plopped its big fat ass down on my sofa and made me entertain it for way too long.

but, i make excuses. if i really loved you, i would be up in the middle of the night, blogging away...right? yes, you're right. i'm sorry. so, so, so sorry. will you forgive me, just like you will forgive crazy ass britney "has no hair" spears? of course you will...i smile as i type this because i feel like a spoiled brat.