You Put Your One Leg In...You Take Your One Leg Off

last night i watched dancing with the stars. i am not proud, so stop laughing. i will tell you however, that it was just something i could not resist. a friend of sounpretty who we will just call "Mc" pitched the show to me last week and talked it up so much i just had to give it a whirl.

i will first admit that i did not see the whole first hour (yes, first!) because i had no idea it was a friggin TWO HOUR special. that's a lot of time to ask of a viewer. but when you are watching D list stars prance around out of step and out of shape, time can fly by i guess.

now comes the part where i really spill the jelly beans. i honestly watched this show so i could see heather mills dance. you may or may not have been awake for the last few years so let me remind you who she is: she is a former model and former wife of paul mccartney. and she happens to have only one leg. the other ENTIRE leg is a prostetic.

i think she did a good job. she looked beautiful as ever and the leg looked fabulous-its tanned and toned and the toenails are even painted. totally what i would do (and yes, one should at least consider what life would be like minus a leg or an arm-it keeps you grateful).