Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The feed is on.

And the Christmas gluttony has begun. Today I gorged myself on white cheddar popcorn sent by a vendor.

Was I hungry? No, I had just had lunch. Was I sated by a few popped kernels? No, I didn't even stop at a few handfuls. I ate half the can almost. And this sad little scenario will play on repeat until 2007.

Note to vendors: I have no self control, so please have self control for me... send me fruit. Don't send junk. Junk food is delish, but makes my clothes fit tight, and that, my friends, is so unpretty.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and how dare you eat popcorn in our office. wasnt i in enough trouble yesterday without you dowsing me in the scent of popcorn?!

:) just kidding. its amazing what a drink can do to calm you down...