some things are just meant to go together-Sunny and Cher, chocolate and peanut butter, drinking and St. Patty's Day...and some things are just not meant to go together...namely Michael Bolton and ice skating.
however, the folks at NBC would not agree with me. as i lounge on my couch saturday afternoon, i discovered a televised atrocity: "Michael Bolton Tribute on Ice".
it was two hours of Brian Boitano and a bunch of other wack-a-doos* skating their asses off as THE Michael Bolton sang his own crappy songs as well as covering other famous songs, like "New York, New York" (frank was surely rolling over in his grave).
i can't even begin to explain how unpretty the whole spectacle was. it was however the best christmas gift ever for two people i know: my mother and flip flop girl. merry christmas ladies :) and here's another gift for you flip; the boltmeister has a myspace: http://www.myspace.com/michaelboltonmusic
*wack-a-doo: a jerk, bum, crazy person or an unusually dorky freak
2 comments:
This is a slanderous post. Michael Bolton is highly underrated. Why, it was just a little over one week ago that I enjoyed his lyrics while enjoying some choice libations. Unusual, how can we start over when the fighting never ends?
i guess we can't be friends...
BUT WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT!!!!!
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