so, my mom tells me tonight that her next door neighbor, Brian (a single, attractive and very kind man who she's not sure if he is gay or straight) gave her a christmas card.

Mom: "Oh it was so cute...it was picture of him with his two dogs!"

Me: "...And you're not sure if he's gay?" (with sarcasm)

Mom: "Well, no. You never know. Just because he doesn't have a girl-"

Me (cutting my mother off): "Does it have a signature from him and the two dogs?"

Mom: "Uh...yeah. Why?"

Me: "And what are the names of the dogs?"

Mom: "Oh, its so sweet-their names are Jasmin and Milan."