Happy Birthday, J-Dogg!

My sister's husband-to-be is the birthday boy today! Happy Birthday, Jason. Did you wear your birthday suit to work today?

Little do you all know, but Jason is a faithful Unpretty reader. He does not comment, but he's out there in Albuquerque, probably drooling at our every word, and shaking his head in fondness every time we write something funny.

Thanks, Jase, for your readership. We salute you.