Sunday, December 03, 2006

I Heart Nic O'Teen


yes, i smoke. and i know i shouldnt. i do, i really do. but, sweet lord, i just can't stop. and why should i try when i hear such distressing news about what it is i must face, should i decide to quit or at least cut back.

flip flop girl recently told me that she read an article that states it is actually harder to quit smoking than it is too quit heroin.

then, i hear from miz cyn that simply reducing the amount of cigs i smoke does absolutely nothing to reduce my risk of dying from cancer.

really, the only thing that seems like a solution would be to replace smoking cigarettes with shooting heroin. and then i'll gradually cut back. eventually, i'll check-in to rehab, where i'll just pick up smoking again. but, at least i will have quit using heroin.

...oh fuck it. got a light?

3 comments:

Beanorama said...

i hate this post. stupid post.

Flip Flop Girl said...

It speaks the truth. The infamous Ozzy Osbourne once said that the hardest drug he ever had to quit was cigarrettes. We will ignore the fact that this may be the only drug he ever actually quit...

Anonymous said...

yes, we will.