my doctor, my sister, my magazines, my taxidermist... they all sound off on drinking water. "oh, it's so good for your skin. just clears those zits right up." "oh, it really clears out your intestines. "...gives you energy." "...improves brain cells." "...makes you a pornstar in bed." and the like.
but i resist. why? it really pisses me off that water makes me have to pee all the time. who has the time in their day to go out of the office, walk down the hall, punch in the numbers on the bathroom lock, spread toilet paper all over the seat, do your thang, wash your hands, make small talk with the ladies from the lawyers' office, and walk all the way back to your desk just to chug a few more ounces and do it all again?? i say boycott! boycott drinking water! we'll all be much more productive, albeit with zits, clogged intestines, no energy, dumbass brain cells and no libido. (this blog post sponsored by soft drink companies everywhere.)
5 comments:
As I am sitting in training and continue to excuse myself to go to the ladies, I think water is tough. But bangin'. Do it. Your kidneys will thank you, sug.
you've just reminded me i need to drink some, thanks alot.
I pee all day long..that's really all I do.
another benefit: getting up to pee all day can also boost your overall physical activity level. so that is 5 fewer minutes on the treadmill at the gym....
oh shut up, you healthy pee-filled, water-drinking people.
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