so, danielle beat joanie in america's next top model last night. despite her honky tonk accent (per tyra banks), she rose above her "hard-knock" life and will win an elle girl photo shoot, a bajillion dollar contract with ford models, a cover girl ad, and a case of herpes from marcus schenkenburg. oh, woops, i made that part up. i liked little go-go-dancer joanie, and i would have been happy had she won, but between the two i didn't really care...
...because what I am really happy about is that jade lost. i can't believe she got to the top three in the first place. she speaks about herself in the third person, for chrissake. "jade has got it going on." "jade is a biracial butterfly." "i don't know why people think jade is arrogant." well, jade, your complete lack of touch with reality and your fake crying is annoying, and no amount of cover girl cover up can change that. jade=so unpretty.
sorry to those who don't watch antm. but i have no cable, so i have limited options in the tv shows i can discuss.
4 comments:
Sweetie, who's kidding who? You were addicted to ANTM before the days without cable. Joanie was great at krumpin', though.
that is exactly what I was going to say AL! Oh, how miss the days of practicing our runway walks...which I did in real life last night!!
yea your right that was a tough lose last night for Phils. 2 in a row to the Brew Crew and both in the 9th. Sorry this isnt about top model but the Phillies are more important... and pat the bat is a cutie! OMG!
j money, that was the best comment ever
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